Because you can never have too many jars of fancy mustard.
HA! Margaret was wrong! We have FOUR bags/cans of bread crumbs! Oh.
That's three rows of canned fruit. I think we're covered.
And just in case swine flu returns, there's enough soup there for the full 7-day quarantine.
Popcorn! Cheese Sticks! Pringles! Goldfish! I think we're gonna be okay.
That's enough pasta, rice, etc., to start our own Ethiopian restaurant. (There's more off to the side.)
UPDATE: I forgot about these photos, VERY important.
FAIL. (I promptly ate it anyway.)